Toast of the Town!!!

Posted: November 8, 2010 in Simply fun

Academics and common sense have never been more at odds than with today’s Toast of the Town, Mr. Max Seiter. In a recent interview with Vanity Fair, Max exposed it all about his upcoming movie, Thor: The Legend of an Aryan God who wasted all his money touring with Jam Bands because he found Jerry Garcia at way to young of an age. He also discussed his love for glamorous fashion which includes drool proof tie dye T-shirts, suits with tasteful holes cut in the back so everyone can see his “sweet” Grateful Dead Tattoo, and trendy Celebrity accessories of all kinds like: colonial style helmets with American flags sticking out of them, Egyptian style gold head dresses, and of course the classiest of all, glow-stick bracelets. When not being hunted by the paparazzi and posing for Men’s Health magazine, you can find Mr. Seiter at any “lot scene” of annoying bands that think it’s cool to play hour long songs while tuning their guitars on stages half the time to drug induced hippies who are fatally going NOWHERE in life. Don’t be afraid to approach this master of fame, simply mention that you too think it’s cool to name your pug dog after 19th century dictators and he will probably sign an autograph.

Warning!- Do not ask Mr. Seiter any questions about how or why things are the way they are or how they function. He will go into a lengthy scientific explanation that you will most certainly care nothing about and then wonder why you don’t understand, or have simply fallen asleep!


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